- If cleanliness is next to godliness, why do churches need janitors?
- After about three days, shouldn't "clutter" be upgraded to "decor"?
- What if gleaming countertops are nature's way of saying "get a life"?
- If there's a place for everything, what's all this junk on the table?
- How can something called grout not be disgusting?
*My first thought when I came upon this list in "Hallmark Magazine" was "How do the editors know me so well? Where's the hidden camera?"