5 Things About Cleaning *

1. If cleanliness is next to godliness, why do churches need janitors?


2. After about three days, shouldn't "clutter" be upgraded to "decor"?


3. What if gleaming countertops are nature's way of saying "get a life"?


4. If there's a place for everything, what's all this junk on the table?


5. How can something called grout not be disgusting?

*My first thought when I came upon this list in "Hallmark Magazine" was "How do the editors know me so well? Where's the hidden camera?"